Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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