for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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