Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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