How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
