Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
