Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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