Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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