They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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