Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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