Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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