I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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