have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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