i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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