Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just google imaged poop.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Drunk is a universal language darling
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
