So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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