Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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