i can't believe i had my finger in that
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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