nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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