hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
wow bdsm is so cute
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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