is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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