i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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