the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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