wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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