Me too!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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