Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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