Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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