Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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