it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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