i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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