you guys were way drunker than both of me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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