she looked like the before picture.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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