I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You ruined the universe
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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