fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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wanna go halves on a baby?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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