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Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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