She said her name was "party"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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