I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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