Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I would fuck him just for his dog
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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