Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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