not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Brb crying the tears of my youth
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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