the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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