The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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