I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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