so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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