She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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