You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
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will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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