Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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