i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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