Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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