David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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