Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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