drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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