lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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